Monday, February 14, 2011

Alien in the Family ARC Giveaway!

HOOK ME UP! EXCLUSIVE CONTEST

Alien in the Family ARC Bridal Party Packs
You're in the wedding party, and how better to celebrate than with your very own signed ARC of "Alien in the Family"? But that's not all you'll get! Winners will also receive an "Alien in the Family" tote bag, "Alien in the Family" pen, a signed set of cover posters (for "Touched by an Alien", "Alien Tango", and "Alien in the Family"), a set of cover postcards and magnets, a set of signed cover flats, and your choice of Team Magnet (see the Alien Collective Depot for choices).

And how many packs are being given away? Not one, not two, but THREE Bridal Party Packs are up for grabs! Winners determined by the Gods of Random Number Generators.

Alien in the Family Majordomo Prize
You didn't score one of the ARCs, but you impressed the wedding coordinator so much that you're getting this special consolation prize: an Alien Collective tote bag, an Alien Collective baseball cap, an "Alien in the Family" pen, a signed set of cover posters (for "Touched by an Alien", "Alien Tango", and "Alien in the Family"), a set of cover postcards and magnets, a set of signed cover flats, and your choice of Team Magnet (see the Alien Collective Depot for choices).

Only ONE Majordomo prize given away, to the person who most represents the spirit of the competition.

Alien in the Family Guest List Prize
You're seated at a special table, and will get to choose one of these prizes for your very own: Alien Collective baseball cap, Alien Collective tote bag, "Touched by an Alien" tote bag, "Alien Tango" tote bag, "Touched by an Alien" pen, "Alien Tango" pen, "Alien in the Family" pen; PLUS your choice of Team Magnet (see the Alien Collective Depot for choices)

SIX Guest List prizes will be given away, based on the Gods of Random Number Generators.

Rules, Gotchas, Legalese: Contest runs from Feb. 14, 2011 through Feb. 21, 2011. Contest is for Hook Me Up! subscribers only. Not on Hook Me Up! yet? Send an email to gini@ginikoch.com with "Hook Me Up!" in the subject line and you'll be in. Contest rules will be emailed to you.

SO, Hook Me Up! Gang...answer me this: Why do you need to attend this wedding, and what fugly fighting weapon are you bringing as a gift and why?

Love, Gini

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184 Comments:

Blogger Dren said...

Gini I need to attend this wedding because it will be "THE" social event of 2011!! YA HEAR ME?

In anticipation of being invited (aka winning this thang) I'm going to have my Thwacking Mouse dipped in Gold and encrusted with jewels as a wedding gift for the blushing bride and hunky groom!

Yep -- Kitty will have her very own Thwackin Device!!

*Corded Mice RULE!!!*

February 14, 2011 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger MarnieColette said...

I am so bringing a mighty sparkley covered DROIDX (I have one of my own) --- it might look like a cell phone but this wonderful DroidX has an app for anything. It can morph into whatever tool you need and it can create any defensive defense you require with its handy dandy replicator app (only us DroidX supreme users know about this and I have installed it.)

I think that Kitty would love it and it would so compliment her sense of style. Its also great for staying in touch with everyone.

February 14, 2011 at 12:30 PM  
Blogger MarnieColette said...

Oh of course I will bring a complimenting carrying case. A girl like Kitty needs to coordinate.


~there is always an app for that~

February 14, 2011 at 12:33 PM  
Blogger cissikat said...

If I were so lucky as to be invited, ahem still no invitation, I would bring a lovely Glock 9 mm cause a girl needs all the firepower she can get - especially with an Alien in The Family!!

February 14, 2011 at 12:51 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

I want to join this wedding party . Where is my invitation to this big party ?

Looks in mailbox...didn't get the invite yet

February 14, 2011 at 12:52 PM  
Blogger MissHavoc said...

So, first and foremost, I've decided I NEED a Team Sandwich magnet. 'cause if Reader and Gower ever even Thought about going Bi, you know I'd be there. (I'd be the jelly of course.)

So, now on to the most fabulous wedding gift EVER...A Purse Bright Organizer (As Seen On TV) for Miss Kitty's damn purse! It has a built in light when you open it! That way, Martini never has to get lost in that thang again!

Such a fabulous wedding too, can't wait!

February 14, 2011 at 1:01 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Marnie -- a DROID? Have you even READ Kitty's books? It's all about imagination gurlie! Come on.

Gini - I see I'm going to have to put this Mouse to use before I send it to Kitty

*THWACK!*... DroidX... man *THWACK*..*walks away mumbling*

February 14, 2011 at 1:12 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

@ MissHavoc -- OMG did you JUST suggest that Jeff figure out how to access Kitty's Bastion of power?

*THWACK*... *clutches pearls* That's like giving away the keys to the kingdom!! NEVER!! The messy purse is a NECESSITY!! Kitty always knows what to pull out at the right time!

*still clutching pearls* Gini...are you REALLY thinkin bout inviting these folks? uh uh uh

February 14, 2011 at 1:16 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Julie *whispers* you won the last ARC contest you can't play.

February 14, 2011 at 1:18 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

I need to attend this wedding to see all of the A-C goodness up close and personal and maybe have a glaring contest with Christopher. I have a feeling that this will be a wedding to remember. :)

My fugly fighting weapon that I would gift to this awesome couple would be a matching set of flame throwers with the inscription "Martini and Kitty, commanding each others hearts and thinking outside the box. Fugly killers extraordinaire."

I would give this gift because it's portable, personalized and something they'd both probably love to use.

Can't wait for the wedding. :)

February 14, 2011 at 1:20 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dren, again with the mouse I think we know all about your thwacking prowess, and this time I've come prepared *puts on helmet* :)

February 14, 2011 at 1:23 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@MissHavoc I've gotta agree with Dren on this one, you can't have Kitty organize her purse that's part of what makes her such a great character. :)

February 14, 2011 at 1:24 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@dren shared my Alien tango book with all, so I have a good chance at it.

I need to attend this wedding because I bring good music taste to dance with the bride. I'm bring a plunger because those toliets can get clogged up at a wedding recpeption.

February 14, 2011 at 1:39 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Becky *waves!!* I promise not too much Thwacking... I promise really! I do love the Flame Thrower idea.... very sexy....dare I say HAWT?!

February 14, 2011 at 1:56 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Julie -- dang I was hoping my little ruse would get you to NOT play. *pouts*

Ewww for the plunger though.. just straight... ewww!

February 14, 2011 at 1:57 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

I need to attend this wedding cause I don't have a valentine this year so some alien man candy would be much appreciated.


I would bring my sister as a possible weapon for a wedding present. When that girl (38, woman?)doesn't get enough sleep, I swear lazer beams come out of her blood shot blue eyes (as my mother says they look like bruised bing cherries). She also rivals gozilla for bad humor and stompiness.

Hey, Dren- Is Dren a nickname or are you a fan of Farscape? If you're a fan, was it an evil younger sibling who named you Dren?

February 14, 2011 at 2:39 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dren, hi *waves back but is not trusting enough to take anti-thwacking helmet off*

Yeah I thought flamethrowers would be perfect and less messy then some other weapons would be.

February 14, 2011 at 2:45 PM  
Anonymous TEAM GINI said...

We need to be invited to this wedding so we can bring our dates: Aliflash and Gigantagator (Even if it's NOW all about the Poofs. *Muwahahahahahahaha*) and they'll eat ALL the wedding crashers.

So that'll be our gift. Nothing fuglier than a bunch of wedding crashers trying to get all the cake!

February 14, 2011 at 2:53 PM  
Blogger Danielle Gorman said...

I want to go to the wedding! It looks like it's going to be amazing. Plus, I may get to snuggle up to Christopher.

For my gift I thought I would bring a laser cat. Shoots laserbeams out of their eyes. Plus, they snuggle with you when you need some loving.

February 14, 2011 at 2:57 PM  
Anonymous Mrs. Chuckie Reynolds said...

Well a bride for her wedding must have something old, something borrowed, something new and something blue. I'm bringing Steven Tyler - to perform - so I'm covering the old. Oh, he'll wear blue leather pants. So, blue's covered too! If any fugglies show up, just pump up the bass and let Steven's pipes do the work!

February 14, 2011 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@dren Remember the whole box of toliet paper Jeff was carring in Alien Tango. The Goverment is cheap at times , so instead of tossing bird seads. TP was thrown and thats why a plunger is needed because who knows if the food gets tainted at the wedding.

A plunger is practicial gift , and the ruse didn't work this time.

February 14, 2011 at 3:23 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Team Gini, Nice name, you know you won't win just because you name yourself after the author right?? And alligators eating wedding crashers might be a tad harsh not to mention messy.

February 14, 2011 at 3:27 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Danielle, I would love to have any extra laser cats that you have :)

@Julie, well you'll at least make it a fancy plunger right?

February 14, 2011 at 3:30 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

Right, well I need to come to this wedding because my god the Great Zanthor came to me in my dreams last night and told me I must. Or I will suffer an eternity of servitude washing the cast of Jersey Shore's underwear.

As a gift I will bring a life sized statue of my god, who when lovingly crooned "My Heart Will Go On" promptly samurai chops any fugly in the area, and than performs a passable interpretive dance.

February 14, 2011 at 3:46 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

*backs slowly away from Stephanie and Zanthor* Okay, that sounds like a lovely present...:)

February 14, 2011 at 3:47 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

I know right? also comes in pink

February 14, 2011 at 3:50 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Mrs Chuckie as much as Kitty loves Aerosmith I dont know how much the guests will appreciate watching a puking zombie man sing

February 14, 2011 at 3:53 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Mrs. Chuckie Reynolds - watch the ageist comments there, chickie. I resemble that remark.

In fact, that's why I need to attend the wedding: I'm old. It's almost over. Who knows if I'll still be ambulatory by April? I couldn't bear the thought of toddling off to that big ComicCon in the sky without knowing how the wedding story comes out.

I'm so old I have to keep track of my age in hex. Don't worry, I'll hang on while you children go look it up. Get back to me, okay?

Weapon? We're not allowed weapons - - or even non-plastic knives - - here at the home. The best I can do is a pair of support socks. Properly applied to the legs of a tripod cane you can get good distance out of those babies!

February 14, 2011 at 3:54 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@ Rich Yeah but if you come everyone will be depressed by the half dead person...I mean its a wedding , nobody needs that kind of downer

February 14, 2011 at 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Stephanie - Half dead? Balderdash! Just the other days I got grounded for playing Ring Around The Wheelchairs with some of those cute widows!

My motto is "Boggie Till You Croak"! Betcha I'll be the only one in the place who can still Charleston!!

February 14, 2011 at 4:09 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Rich, nice use of the word balderdash and you've made me want to go out and play ring around the wheelchairs.

And if you are really half dead/less ambulatory, I'm sure they can stick you in a corner somewhere or have some nice A-C nurse take care of you. :)

February 14, 2011 at 4:17 PM  
Blogger Camille said...

@Anne "I need to attend this wedding cause I don't have a valentine this year so some alien man candy would be much appreciated."

LOL that's pretty much what I was going to say :) But don't get me wrong Gini, I love my 4 clones ;P I'll even take'em with me, but of course they've have name changes. Sometimes when they all annoy me though I go with big, bigger, biggest and bigger than biggest rofl

As for a wedding present? hmm my mom. No that's not a joke, because she's pretty much Siryn from x men but she doesn't need to scream for her voice to go sonic lol the woman can't whisper! SERIOUSLY. She loses her voice when it's lower than loud.

February 14, 2011 at 4:41 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I would love to win and attend the wedding ... I'll get my drool catcher ready for all the A-C hotties that will be there.

Let me see, I think I'll make some bedazzled hairspray holsters so Kitty'll be able to whip those out quickly. I'm sure there are times when she doesn't want to hide her weapon, she needs to flaunt her power sometimes!

February 14, 2011 at 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Becky - Get with the program there, kiddo. It's that whippersnapper who mentioned "half dead." Little does she know...

A nurse? A nurse??? I'd wear the poor thing to a frazzle in no time! We need to at least play "Tag-Team The Geezer" until they catch on and send out for reinforcements.

February 14, 2011 at 4:58 PM  
Blogger Lindsey I said...

I'm a bit of a pessimist when it comes to love, but this wedding could change that. What better way to suddenly see the magic wonderfulness that is marriage, then to attend Kitty and Jeff's wedding? If that can't move a non-believer, I don't know what could, and that's why I need to attend. I might also try and kidnap Reader and Gower, but that's really not important.

I'd bring a Corner Shot Gun as a wedding gift. That way Kitty can get in the action and still make Martini feel like she's going to stay safe. I want to help him keep that cute dream alive.

February 14, 2011 at 5:04 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Rich, I would like to interject here and say that I am offended by that whole "whippersnapper" comment(whatever it actually means, my computer doesn't have an Old-Speak translator)

Furthermore, I remain convinced that your presence would simply be dull, no matter how energetic your geriatric boogieing

February 14, 2011 at 5:15 PM  
Blogger -petit said...

I need to attend to this wedding because... I ever got the chance to got in a alien wedding? No! This is going to be awesome! And legendary! hahahaha
I would bring a whip. I mean... It's really useful in and out of the bedroom XDDD

February 14, 2011 at 5:30 PM  
Blogger Jessica Subject said...

I need to attend this wedding because I love aliens! Seriously, check out my website for proof. Even though my favorite, Martini, is getting married, I'm positive there will be plenty of other hot A/Cs to go around.

February 14, 2011 at 6:05 PM  
Blogger Brandy said...

I've never been to a Wedding, but usually give good gifts. *G* I'd love to attend Kitty and Jeff's wedding and deserve to attend because I have talked a good friend into reading all about Kitty and Martini's adventures! *g*
And for a gift? Matching sunglasses for Kitty and Martini that have a laser beam built in that can melt and burn any Big Baddie!

February 14, 2011 at 6:28 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Stephanie - So let me see...you don't know what it means, but you're offended anyway? See, in my day we didn't have this new-fangled things like Gurgle searches and soforth. We used an old technique called "knowing shit." Since that hasn't caught on with you young people, allow me to elucidate:

whip·per·snap·per noun \ˈhwi-pər-ˌsna-pər, ˈwi-\
: a diminutive, insignificant, or presumptuous person

Being a polite type I, of course, was using it in the third sense. That's especially appropriate given your belief in my dullness despite your total lack of facts on the subject.

Old Power!

February 14, 2011 at 6:33 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Anne, @Camille I'm not sure that indentured servitude aka giving your mom or sister away as a present would be the best wedding gift. :)

February 14, 2011 at 6:34 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Rich, Touché Rich, but you know this means war.
Now I know you must be ancient as is evidenced by the fact that you called GOOGLE Gurgle. I am shocked that you could even type with hands as ancient and gnarled as yours must be.

And truly no polite person uses that word for feces, it is uncouth!
I shall comfort myself knowing that long after you are gone I will be riding in my hover car with my pet Saber tooth tiger clone and dreaming about my vacation to the Mars Resort and Spa

Team Youth!

February 14, 2011 at 6:48 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

Another gift idea would be coffee pot that comes from starbucks. It would help keep Kitty caffinated and its something that she can use daily.The coffee pot would also be decorated in some of her fave bands.

I want to come to the wedding of the century and see some of those Hot AC.Plus I haven't been dancing for some time.

February 14, 2011 at 7:24 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Stephanie - What makes you think that I can use my hands for typing anymore? I'll leave it to your imagination what I'm actually hitting these keys with. (And we won't even think about discussing what made my hands so gnarled! Us Really Old Types are noted for being polite, you know.)

It would seem to me that even a Decade-illy Challenged type such as yourself should recognize that the word "feces" is contextually inappropriate as a synonym for the expression I used. You must be a product of one of those "Who cares if the students can communicate effectively as long as their hearts are in the right place and they feel good about themselves" schools for the perpetually underemployed.

I don't begrudge you the trip to Mars. Hasty la visties, and all that. Here's a packing tip for you on your dream vacation: don't forget that 55 gallon drum of SPF9000 sunscreen. Take it from me: wrinkles start to hurt after a while.

February 14, 2011 at 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

Well, not to point out the obvious (duh) here, but since I am the Maid of Honor, don't you think I SHOULD be there?
I'll even be a good MOH and stock hairspray, Gator Off spray, and Kitty's fully charged iPod in my bra so that if she needs a kickass tune, it's on hand.

February 14, 2011 at 8:04 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Stephanie and Rich, Get a friggin room!

@Dren, excellent point about Julie but she could still love some swaggy swag, right? I'll help you mug her if she wins the ARC.

@Jessica, you and me, we're bagging some babes, girl!

February 14, 2011 at 8:11 PM  
Blogger Camille said...

@Becky they'd be happy to fight Aliens, my mom definitely would :) but oh ok if I must, a fire-thrower always comes in handy

February 14, 2011 at 11:55 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Amber Scott - I already have a room, thanks. They wheel me down to it periodically. Your adjective may or may not be accurate, though, depending how my arthritis is at the moment.

February 15, 2011 at 3:18 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

Ok hold up -- I step away for FIVE seconds ... (well ok yeah) overnight and all of a sudden there are wedding crashers?

I'm off my game! Today is a new day!

February 15, 2011 at 6:08 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

And Wedding Crashers not BEARING GIFTS?!?!?!

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!

February 15, 2011 at 6:10 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Amber - well I really like Julie and she shared Alien Tango with me on a book tour. So while I won't hold her down if she wins -- I could certainly.....trip her.

February 15, 2011 at 6:12 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Julie - but it would be a NICE trip. I'll toss a pillow down for you to break your fall.

*as I snatch the ARC from your hands and run like hell!*

February 15, 2011 at 6:12 AM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@Dren -- You are so kind to break my fall with a pillow.

I'll be hiding the book in special spot :) But I will sharing with chocolate with all the hounds so I can keep the book safe with me. :)

February 15, 2011 at 6:19 AM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Dren, hey, I can play nice. You trip her, I'll tickle her, you run with the ARC so long as you share.

@Julie, there is no hiding Martini from me. I sniff him out.

@Rich, my adjective may not be accurate? Gee, ouch. Here, let me fluff that pillow for you...

February 15, 2011 at 7:59 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Amber, @Dren, @Julie - well with all this talk of pillows it won't be long before a pillow fight breaks out. *starts swinging pillow menacingly back and forth*

February 15, 2011 at 8:24 AM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@becky @dren @amber

Don't the AC's like pillow fights Naughty girl laugh. #justsayin

February 15, 2011 at 8:54 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

True, I guess that gives us all the more reason to start a pillow fight. :)

February 15, 2011 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

*waves pillow around menacingly looking for interlopers*.

Doesn't seem to be anybody here right now...I shall just watch and wait and maybe add books to the pillowcase for more weight.

*starts adding hardcover copies of the 4th Harry Potter book to my pillowcase*

February 15, 2011 at 10:45 AM  
Blogger Jessica Subject said...

@Amber Oh yes we are, but I'm sure it will be a fight for them. ;)

I forgot to write my gift last time. I would bring a bottle of Fooey. It's supposed to prevent cats and dogs from chewing things like cords and your shoes. The stuff tastes absolutely horrible, but it would be great for Kitty and Jeff to have if they get pets. I'd love to see what it does to a Fugly too.

I'd also bring something more practical like a frying pan. It can be used as a weapon on almost anything.

February 15, 2011 at 11:03 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Jessica *SLAMMING HAND ON BUZZER* bannnnnnnt!

I'll take "Which animal hater will not be invited to the wedding of animal lovers, Alex" *gives Jessica the side eye*

You forgot that Kitty's family has like 5 dogs? Nasty mouth stuff would NOT be tolerated!!

YO BECKY!!! I think we've got our first book pillow target!!!

February 15, 2011 at 11:10 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Jessica that deserves a *THWACK*

LOL

February 15, 2011 at 11:10 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dren,
yep perfect target.
*starts spinning pillow case for maximum whomping power*

February 15, 2011 at 11:14 AM  
Blogger Brandy said...

Jessica Subjet, my kitties think that "Fooey" stuff is like catnip. Plus Kitty and family have dogs and cats. They're probably invited to the wedding!

February 15, 2011 at 11:24 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

(Runs in screaming twirling corded mouse in the air)

@Brandy *THWACK*THWACK*THWACK*

*points to Becky*

SHE MADE ME DO IT!!!

(exit stage left) *roadrunner leg noises for this part)

February 15, 2011 at 11:28 AM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Dren, i agree that Julie shouldn't be allowed to play in this one since she one the last ARC.

I should come to this wedding because it will be the biggest and best wedding EVER. for a weapon i would bring a bottle of the Everlast Hairspray and a lighter. then a tennis ball launcher. Change the motor on the tennis ball launcher so it launches the balls at close to the speed of a bullet. then change the tennis balls out with frozen racket balls that have been filled with gasoline. then you put the hairspray at the mouth of the launcher with the lighter. any fugglies show up will get hit with a flaming racket ball that will the explode on them.

February 15, 2011 at 11:29 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Dragon .... ummm... WOW..

For some reason I keep picturing you foaming at the mouth when you wrote all of that.

*THWACK* (limp wrist style)

February 15, 2011 at 11:34 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dren,
wow, I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read your previous comment.

@everybody else, the lesson to learn here with a serial thwacker in the room is to always wear a helmet.

*spins around in my bedazzled helmet, pillowcase full of books in hand and waits for the next onslaught of madness.*

February 15, 2011 at 11:45 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Brandy,
Yep I would hop that the animals are invited to the wedding. Duchess the pit bull would make an awesome ring bearer. :)

February 15, 2011 at 11:53 AM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Dren, So what if i was slightly foaming at the mouth? i was making sure that everyone had a good understanding of what my weapon was to i woudln't get a hug amount of comments asking huh or what about it.

Oh and didnt you learn during the last giveaway, the mouse hits dont hurt me.

February 15, 2011 at 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Dragon- If i ask nice will you make me one of those launchers? It sounds awesome and I'm sure I can find find a use for it.

February 15, 2011 at 12:13 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Stephanie, Yeah I'm sure i could make one of those launchers for you. As long as you dont try to give it as a gift at the wedding.

February 15, 2011 at 12:16 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Dragon, Hell no! all for me

February 15, 2011 at 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Dragon, Ps Thanks!

February 15, 2011 at 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Mrs. Chuckie Reynolds said...

@Stephanie, who cares what the guests will like or not. The gift is for Kitty and if she will love it, then that's all that matters!

@Rich - I LOVE that you resemble that remark! :)I by no means am an ageist (I'm 26 but feel like an old soul). I love the not-so-young in body, but oh-so-young in spirit (ring around the wheelchair? LOVE IT)! But let's face it, Steven has seen his share of years! And it shows... now if I brought Beiber (which I wouldn't!) that would be something new! LOL

February 15, 2011 at 12:25 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Stephanie, Oh ok then yeah i could make one for you too. Your welcome.

February 15, 2011 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, I would ask for one of your super weapons but I'm afraid that I'd blow myself up. So I'll stick to my reinforced pillowcase full of heavy books perfect for swinging.

February 15, 2011 at 1:07 PM  
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February 15, 2011 at 1:08 PM  
Blogger Blodeuedd said...

Wow, what is going on here
*stands alone in a corner* I kind of feel like a wallflower

Anyway, gift, I am so bad with gift, i usually just ask and ask until they give me an answer. So let's just bring some Finnish Vodka to throw at fuglies

And of course I forget something...why I would love to come, well duh, hot men!

February 15, 2011 at 1:09 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, you would only have to worry about the can of hairspray blowing up.

February 15, 2011 at 1:59 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@dren

what you don't know is that I have a pink taser that has sparklies and I intend to use it if I get whacked on my head.

Slowly getting up and see you limping away because some threw some books at in a pillow case.

Ducks into corner since having the last ARC seems to be a bad thing

Sharing the coffee pot with Kitty and the gang :)

February 15, 2011 at 3:09 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Mrs. Chuckie Reynolds - Pardon my ignorance, but what's a Beiber? Is it any relation to Leave It To Beiber? I've heard comments about it making a droning noise and exciting young girls. Does it need batteries?

February 15, 2011 at 3:15 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Julie, nice gotta love the pink taser (just like Evie in Paranormalcy)

A coffee pot also might make a good weapon, throwing coffee or the whole pot maybe. :)

February 15, 2011 at 3:17 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Amber Scott - I already had my pillows fluffed, thanks very much. Say...do you have fluffy pillows???

February 15, 2011 at 3:18 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Julie, well I think we'll need your taser to revive Rich after Amber sees the comment that he just wrote.

February 15, 2011 at 3:34 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Becky - Am I supposed to be awed by a taser? How do you think they wake me up in the morning? And besides, what's so bad about a simple domestic inquiry?

February 15, 2011 at 3:42 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@becky well since I have girls & girls rule

February 15, 2011 at 4:09 PM  
Anonymous Mrs. Chuckie Reynolds said...

@Rich. I don't know what this "Beiber" thing is. Some say it's a boy. Some say it's a girl. I doubt it runs on batteries. Unfortunately it runs on young girl excitement. No not related to "Leave it to Beaver." But don't shop around that idea, someone might think it would be wonderful and put the Beiber on tv! Heavens forbid!!!
One day everyone will wake up from the nightmare and realize Beiber is a fugly!

February 15, 2011 at 4:09 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Rich, oh nothing at all, we'll just have to see what Amber says. :)

February 15, 2011 at 4:12 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Becky - I wait in quivering anticipation.

February 15, 2011 at 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

Well, enough of this "waiting for Amber" excitement is enough. We're getting a hot game of Spin The Specimin Bottle going down in the solarium, and I'm the guest of honor. Mustn't keep the ladies waiting...

February 15, 2011 at 6:53 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@All, Beiber is a fugly that looks like a girl. Get the fugly everyone.

February 15, 2011 at 8:03 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Dragon, I'm in. I suspect his plan is to take over the world with an army of shrieking girl tweens.

February 15, 2011 at 9:13 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Rich, have the nurse turn your hearing aide up, hon. I don't think my sarcasm is coming thru. Or maybe I just need it louder with that pillow on your face? Begrudgingly...LOL on the Beiber, though. PS, she doesn't mean carpet either.

@Dren, still got that sack o' Potter? Can I borrow it a sec?

@Jessica, Can we get some Fooey for Gators? Or the Poofs? I can't help thinking of them as sweet little fur balls that get into a LOT of mischief. The Creator is likely laughing her pants off right now, but hey. Whatevs, right?

@Julie, forget the fools who say you can't play. Just remember the clever bitches like me if you do.

February 15, 2011 at 10:00 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Dren, *corded mice rule*??? All the better to spank thy computer with?

February 15, 2011 at 10:01 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@ Stephanie, I believe you would be right. Although shrieking girls would be an easier army to defeat than just about any army i could think of.

@ Amber, I beleive it was Becky who has the Sack o' Potter not Dren.

February 15, 2011 at 10:10 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Stephanie - Don't be so sure on the shreiking girls. As someone who once sat in an aisle seat in front of the stage at a Donnie Osmond concert, let me assure you that you've never been run over until you've been run over by hundreds of screaming 12 year olds!

February 16, 2011 at 3:28 AM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Dragon, Your probably right, but I know I would feel guilty punching a twelve year old in the face.

@Rich, Despite your questionable musical taste, I have to agree, their greatest threat is in their numbers.

February 16, 2011 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Stephanie, totally with you on the whole Beiber being an alien.

But so what if the alien looks like a twelve year old? You have to be willing to punch it anyway. :)

February 16, 2011 at 8:00 AM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Dragon, Thanks! Here I thought Dren took it from her and was hitting everyone with it.

@Becky, ROFL. So true. Clock that Alien!

February 16, 2011 at 8:02 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Amber, yep still have my bag of books weapon and a helmet to ward against attack from other weapons.

And yeah anyone who watched the Men in Black movies knows that aliens can look like anyone. :)

February 16, 2011 at 8:12 AM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@Becky, Crap, I didn't really think about that, I guess I will just have to live with the guilt :)

February 16, 2011 at 8:52 AM  
Blogger Jessica Subject said...

Okay, everyone. I really wasn't thinking Fooey for the animals. I was thinking more as a weapon against the Fuglies. I used to work at a pet store and many customers told us it didn't work on cats. Yes, like catnip to them. One of my coworkers accidently licked some off her hand and said the stuff was horrible.

So, I guess I'll have to go back to the drawing board. Maybe I'll just show up with a cute little puppy or kitten. When it gets older, it can save Kitty and Martini from the Fuglies.

February 16, 2011 at 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@All, I just want to state for the record, here, so that you all can verify, should any strange and bizarre and painful accident befall Rich in the next 24 hours that I am home, will be the whole time, will not leave and no did not have him offed. K? Cool. Thanks.

February 16, 2011 at 10:10 AM  
Blogger Jessica Subject said...

To All: I'm sorry if you took offence to the Fooey. It's only meant to keep animals from hurting themselves by chewing electrical wires or eating stuff that can cause blockages. We NEVER want that to happen.

I think I'm still going with the kitten or puppy idea. Now I just need to decide what kind. Perhaps I'll have a chat with Christopher.

February 16, 2011 at 10:20 AM  
Blogger Brandy said...

Jessica Subject, no offense taken with the fooey. I just think it's hilarious cats treat it like catnip! *G*

Dren, stop thwaking me! I'll borrow the sunglasses I'm giving to Martini and Kitty and melt that sucker down! *g*

February 16, 2011 at 11:39 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Jessica, well I just like saying the word fooey. :)

*spins my bag of books around while singing fooey fooey fooey.*

February 16, 2011 at 1:15 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@amber thanks and still hiding with my pink taser and trying to find GINI so i can read that book because I know its hiding around here.

Looks under chairs, tables, near sound system, and bathroom for the ARC

February 16, 2011 at 1:32 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@Stephanie - Ain't nothing wrong with my musical tastes, thank you. I was being paid to be there. Had I known the dangers involved in the assignment, I would have negotiated a better rate. (And if you want to go into lists of People Who Got Screamed At, I also saw David Cassidy, Elvis, and a bunch of others. I may be old, but I got around in my day.)

February 16, 2011 at 1:40 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@All - Just so you should all know, for the next 48 hours (just in case Amber's level of accuracy can't be trusted) I will have on me at all times - - clutched in my poor, gnarled, arthitic hands - - a note blaming Amber (by name) for any misfortunes that might befall me. Even if I fall because they over-waxed the hallway in The Home again...Amber's name will be on everybody's lips.

By the way, that's a hex 48. If you didn't know it the first time, you still don't.

February 16, 2011 at 1:46 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Julie, I'm pretty sure that the ARC won't be hidden near the bathroom but you never know, maybe we should check under the floor boards?

February 16, 2011 at 2:56 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Rich, AW! You're so sweet. I love getting love notes. Hold on to it tightly, love. Very tightly, in nice, brightly lit rooms.

@Jessica, I love the Fooey. Do they make it for husbands? But not for electric cords?

February 16, 2011 at 3:26 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Julie, I know where the ARC is hidden.

February 16, 2011 at 4:09 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Julie, I know where the ARC is hidden.

February 16, 2011 at 4:10 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@all, sorry for double post.

February 16, 2011 at 4:11 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, where, where?

February 16, 2011 at 4:25 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Ha who said I was going to tell where it was hidden. Huh?

February 16, 2011 at 7:23 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, well you're probably just bluffing anyway. :)

February 16, 2011 at 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Haha. do you remember during the last give away a person going by mattp who kept going on about links to gini and special information and knowledge?

February 16, 2011 at 10:08 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, well to follow up my previous post. He (mattp) is I.

February 17, 2011 at 7:18 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, well, okay then. :)

* starts doing warm ups twirling my bag of books back and forth to get to top whomping speed all while singing Eye of the Tiger*

February 17, 2011 at 7:45 AM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, you can warm up all you want. But good luck dodging my flaming racket balls. *turns luncher on Becky*

February 17, 2011 at 8:16 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, you may not know this but my pillow case that is holding the books is flame proof and will just make an effective hitting device to send them back at you.

- not sure what this luncher you speak of is, I imagine a gun that shoots out hamburgers or something. :)

*watching closely, spinning and whomping the flaming racket ball right back at you. All while now singing This is the song that doesn't end...*

February 17, 2011 at 8:47 AM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, The launcher im speaking of is the weapon i was talking about giving to kitty and jeff for a wedding present. The one you thought was awesome that you thought would explode and hurt you. So the pillow case is flame proof, but i doubt the big giant things made of paper are flame proof.

February 17, 2011 at 10:02 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, well the books are inside of the pillowcase so they too are flame proof :)

*goes and finds a fire extinguisher for the fires that dragon is sure to cause with their weapon of choice.*

February 17, 2011 at 10:32 AM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

still searching the wedding hall for that book. But I have my taser and will use it:) if I keep getting tripped over on.

Small and mighty will over come :)

February 17, 2011 at 11:15 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Julie, it's probably in a ziplock bag or something inside of the cake or maybe stowed away in some nice A-C's suit coat.

Don't worry I'll stay far away from your taser just watch out for Dragon's flaming racket balls.

*searching for the book's hiding place while dodging flaming balls, and avoiding Julie's taser.*

February 17, 2011 at 11:22 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

*concocting A secret plan while nobody is around.*

*Takes out postcard of Alien in the Family, a random book and some masking tape*

Bwah ha ha ha ha the real arc shall be mine:)

February 17, 2011 at 12:52 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, yeah good luck with your plan. i doubt julie will be fooled by a a postcard taped on top of a random book. Keep in mind real ARC are bigger than the normal books.

February 17, 2011 at 3:20 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

@All - In the immortal words of Monty Python, "No, no, no. Too silly, too silly."

February 17, 2011 at 3:29 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, well who knows maybe it'll full her long enough for the real one to be found. :)

February 17, 2011 at 3:32 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Rich no these are some of the best immortal words of Monty Python:

*starts singing, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...*

February 17, 2011 at 3:35 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

@ Rich/Becky Ha! The best and most immortal words of Monty Python are in fact:
"(French accent)Would you like a wafer thin slice of ham?"

February 17, 2011 at 4:19 PM  
Anonymous nightsongfire said...

If I come my gift if likely to come pre-chewed and pre-shredded. Hopefully a little fur thrown in is OK too. (I have my own killer kitties, one of which has had this http://www.campbellpet.com/product.aspx?func=view&prodID=42 used on him)

February 17, 2011 at 4:57 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

OMG I step away and dragon's pop up WHAT IN THE HAM FAT?? Gosh I thought this was SMACK TALK come on y'all Gini wants to LAFF!!

*pacing the room for ideas*

February 17, 2011 at 5:07 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

LOL @Amber -- you want to melt the mighty mouse? NEVA!!! It's already THWACKED it's way into infamy. :)

February 17, 2011 at 5:09 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

Come on guys, think about it - MY Gift - the most beautifully gold and jewel encrusted corded mouse is REUSABLE! Oh man I'll even take it ups a notch - with a stretchy cord! Imagine the boing on that kinda THWACK! Fuglies wouldn't stand a chance!*THWOING!!!*

February 17, 2011 at 5:13 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Rich/Becky/Stephanie, I think one of the best monty pythons is near the end of "search for the holly grail". " well is it an afriacan swallow or a european swallow? Well I don't know that. ( screaming as he goes flying off the bridge). "

@Dren, stretchy mouse would be a fun toy for a cat.

February 18, 2011 at 6:14 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@nightsongfire well then what exactly would your gift be?

February 18, 2011 at 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

I think I'll add Poof carriers to my gift list. I've decided to guess that since this next book is all about the poofs that they are cute, friendly hairballs that accidentally get into mischief, Gremlin style.
So little portable jails will work really well.

February 18, 2011 at 8:59 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dren, well my gift is reusable too, you just have to add more fuel to the flamethrower eventually. :)

February 18, 2011 at 9:01 AM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Amber, how do you know about these poof things?

February 18, 2011 at 1:25 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, yeah just don't blow your self up when you add fuel to the flamethower.

February 18, 2011 at 1:27 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, actually changed my last comment. Don't be careful. *muahhaha, less people I have to deal with to get my ARC. Muahaha*

February 18, 2011 at 1:29 PM  
Blogger Sullivan McPig said...

I will have to come to the wedding to keep all those fangirls in check and protect Martini from them. Can't have one of them running off with him or Kitty might be left at the altar just as happened to Voodoo Bride.

As for a weapon: I think I'll track down one of my cousins and bring him/her as a present. A McPig is a weapon in him/herself and best thing is: when we're not needed as weapon we're very nice and cuddly company. And as we're not into humans or non-piglike aliens both Kitty and Martini have nothing to worry about.

February 18, 2011 at 1:46 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, don't make me whomp you with my bag of heavy books.

*planning a sneak attack on Dragon that may or may not involve dropping a heavy book from a great height*

February 18, 2011 at 2:05 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, haha goodluck with the books. Im very thick headed. When I was younger, and very accident prone, I would accidnetly run into walls and my parents would ask if the wall was ok. Also when I just started college I ran into a cement over hang above some steps. There is a physical dent in the cement over hang from where my head it. So haha good luck with the books.

February 18, 2011 at 2:35 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@ Dragon okay then...

*contemplating Dragon's brain that may or may not be damaged. Starts spinning bag of books for a more direct whomping approach*

February 18, 2011 at 2:40 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Dragon, It's a guess, babe. Bet I'm right, though!

@Becky, get 'em in the belly!

February 18, 2011 at 6:24 PM  
Blogger Jessica Subject said...

@Amber I'm not sure if they make any for husbands, but the people I know who have accidently gotten it one their hands say it's horrible. Think pepper, only much stronger and more bitter. I'd hate to know what it would do if someone got it in their eyes, hence the perfect Fugly weapon.

February 18, 2011 at 6:45 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

@becky that post card isn't the real deal , but I think you might whack me over with all those books in the pillow for the book.

Still looking for martini and gang , and packing my pink taser because so not wanting fuglies after me. I have to deal with kids .

February 18, 2011 at 7:20 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Amber, sounds like a good idea. :) I shall defeat the dragon.

*Puts on camouflage to improve my sneak attack powers*

February 18, 2011 at 10:24 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Amber, haha you have a good guess.

@Becky, yeah stomach would work. It will work really well to get me to throw up on you. Think exorcist style of like continuous stream that hits like 7 feet away.

February 18, 2011 at 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Oh and i never said i wasn't brain damaged or had brain damage.

February 18, 2011 at 10:53 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, wow I shall have to work on a long range attack if you're going to start projectile vomiting.

I meant that after having heavy books thrown at you that you may get brain damage, unless you wear a helmet :)

February 18, 2011 at 11:41 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Haha maybe. i would be more worried about what damage my head would do to your books. You may laugh and think im kidding but im not. Haha with my thick head,jki dont need helmet.

February 18, 2011 at 11:44 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dragon, Wow are you really Juggernaut or something? :)

February 18, 2011 at 11:55 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, haha maybe, maybe.

February 19, 2011 at 12:58 AM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Becky, ew, vomit sucks. Just run fast and swing hard at the sac. The jewels. Or, the curtains as the case may be.

February 19, 2011 at 8:10 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Amber, sounds like a good idea.

*puts on protective vomit proof suit and prepares for attack*

February 19, 2011 at 9:33 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Amber, Curtains?

@Becky, Well what ever you may be attacking, good luck, i dont think it will work.

February 20, 2011 at 12:12 AM  
Blogger JoAnna said...

Ok, meant to comment earlier but I forgot. I should get an invite to the wedding because you need guests aren't currently familiar with the bride and groom. Like a guest's plus 1. I haven't read the series but my books are in the mail. As a guest's plus 1 I would hope my date would be prepared with the fugly weapons to protect me. :)

February 20, 2011 at 10:29 AM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@joanna, Yeah I don't think just depending on your date will be enough to save you from the fugglies.

@Becky/Amber, Bring it ladies. My hard head and other abilities will protect me as I take you down. *Starts shooting flaming racket balls at Becky and Amber.*

February 20, 2011 at 6:15 PM  
Blogger Dren said...

Sneaks up behind Dragon, twirling mouse over head *THWOING**THWOING**THWOING* I mean Seriously Becky and Amber are mah gurls -- can't let you just rollup on them like that!

*pulling out water hose* This is for your flaming racket balls!

February 21, 2011 at 9:59 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@JoAnna WELCOME TO THE COLLECTIVE..*THWOING**THWOING* now get to the back of the line!

February 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

Hopefully the GOD's of Random.org TOTALLY understand who the TRUE DIE HARD wedding invtees should be!

*flashing strobe light on myself*

Yeah... that's right... total self promotion here!!

February 21, 2011 at 10:01 AM  
Blogger Dren said...

@Gini - you KNOW I'm heading to this wedding right? I've already got my outfit picked out along with a matching "Wonder Sak" - yes my very own version of Kitty's handbag. It will have enough room for Corded Mice for the ENTIRE wedding party!! WOOOOOOOT!!!

February 21, 2011 at 11:46 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

@Dren, thanks for the back up against Dragon. :)

Time for a new plan to fight the Dragon,
*humming the mission impossible theme song, starts to set up booby traps of heavy books above doorways where Dragon has been seen*

February 21, 2011 at 12:20 PM  
Blogger Beth Bartlett said...

Whoop! Glad I'm getting to the wedding just under the deadline. I'm bringing a pair of VR 3D sunglasses for Martini loaded with all seasons of Fantasy Island and Love Boat. For Kitty, I've captured a small black hole suitable for sewing into her purse so she can carry even more stuff!

February 21, 2011 at 12:20 PM  
Blogger Stella (Ex Libris) said...

Don't know if my RSVP got lost in the mail or made it, so I'm here to confirm in person that I will definitely attend the weddinga nd the banquet! Wouldn't miss it for the world!! :-D

February 21, 2011 at 12:24 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Dren, seriously have you learned the mice hits don't work on me.

February 21, 2011 at 1:47 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Dren, I hope you do win I really do. Now can you figure out why I want you to win?

February 21, 2011 at 1:51 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, seriously same thing with Dren. Have you not learned that hits to my head don't do anything. *starts swing doors open and diving through.*

February 21, 2011 at 1:53 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Stella, glad you could join the party, *shoots flaimg racket ball at you*. That's there not saying what you are bringing. *shoots another flaming ball*. That's for joining the party right at the end of the contest.

February 21, 2011 at 1:57 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Dren, Oh and the water house wont pit out the flaming racket balls. I coated them with greek fire. *shoots flaming racket ball at Dren LMAO as Dren hits ball with water and quantity of fire exponetially grows insanely.*

February 21, 2011 at 2:00 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

Well, starting to think that Dragon may be a fugly in disguise or at the least a threat to homeland security.

*goes off to load up on some pens in case of manifestation.*

February 21, 2011 at 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Amber Scott said...

@Dragon, if you don't know what curtains I mean, maybe it means you're a dude. Although, methinks a dude WOULD know. So, does this dude look like a lady? Hmmmm?

@Dren, You rock! Spray that beyotch!

February 21, 2011 at 3:59 PM  
Blogger JoAnna said...

I need these books to arrive soon!
You guys are great good luck to you! You should be in the bridal party!

February 21, 2011 at 4:22 PM  
Blogger My 5 Monkeys(Julie) said...

Sending Thanks and Good luck to all the other players vying for the bridal packs. Its been a pleasure smack talking and all around fun.

February 21, 2011 at 4:30 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, haha not fugly in disguise. As far as I know, not a threat to HS.

@Amber, oh those curtains. Now I know what you mean. Haha no im not a beiber. Oh and did you not see my comment about greek fire to Dren?

February 21, 2011 at 4:40 PM  
Blogger Aleetha said...

I need to attend this wedding party because I think it will be really different from any other party. I'd love to take part of something awesome.

I think Taser weapon is enough. Who know what will happen in the party. regarding the one who attend. But I will put it in the button of my purse.

Talk about the gift, I would bring anything that glow in the dark.

February 21, 2011 at 5:01 PM  
Blogger Spav said...

I have to attend this wedding because I can't wait to see ihow is going to get screwed up. (Does that make me evil??

What would I bring? A scary looking katana, so if some flugly gets too close to me I can chop it's head off.

February 21, 2011 at 6:48 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

It's been nice sparring with you all :)

*Dancing around voodoo dolls in hand trying to appease the random number generator gods.*

February 21, 2011 at 7:36 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Becky, Hahaha LMAO. It has been fun sparring with you and the others.

Good luck.

February 21, 2011 at 9:45 PM  
Anonymous Dragon said...

@Aleetha, Good try. But you FAIL. Julie already brrought a taser to the fight. *shoots flaming racket ball at Aleetha's head*

"Holy hand grenade"!!!!!!!!!

February 21, 2011 at 9:54 PM  

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