Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Where In the World is Gini? March Edition

Happy First of March!

It's been brought to my attention that I've neglected the Datebook and so all y'all have no idea where to find me in the upcoming months. So, seeing as I'm in the midst of the usual deadline madness and more (there's always more), let's see where I shall be this month.

March 12 and 13, Tucson Festival of Books -- I'm not a panelist this year but I am moderating the Kick-Ass Women of Sci-Fi Panel on Saturday, March 12, from 2:30-3:30pm, in Optical Sciences Room 410. This panel features awesome authors Yvonne Navarro, Jeffe Kenndey, Beth Cato, and Judith Tarr and I expect it to be epic. The rest of the time I'll be at Booth 108 with a ton of other awesome authors selling all the bookie wookies including Alien in Chief, The X-Files: Trust No One, Alliance Rising, and more! Museum of Robots will be there with me, and they'll have the first of their Gini Koch line to show off along with the rest of their awesome things, so if you're there, you'll be among the very first to see what's coming.

And, if you come to Booth 108 and buy anything (like, you know, one or more of the awesome books I and the many other awesome authors have for sale) you'll be getting a cool totebag, featuring Mous-Mous, which is our "booth bag" for the Festival. You know you want it, so come on down to one of the biggest book festivals in the country!

My next forays out of the Casa will be in May for Book Tour for Camp Alien and other related pursuits, and I'll have details on that for all y'all coming up in the nearish future.


ALSO, this month I'm also in the latest Kickstarter coming from UFO Press -- Unidentified Funny Objects 5, which just went live today. And, I have tuckerizations galore, including one for the cover. Yes! My story incorporates the cover image and it's gonna be so much fun. At this moment, though, only 2 of my tuckerizations are left, so if you want to get into my story, "The Problem With Poofs" (which is set in my Steampunk Alien Universe), head over right now. Even if you're not going to have your "name in lights", definitely check out this Kickstarter and get in while the getting's good. It'll be another really fun and funny anthology from a wonderful small press that I know all y'all will enjoy.

So, until then, let's be Unidentifiably Funny supporting readers out there and I'll see some of you at the Festival next month! Peace out, my li'l gangstas, and I'll catch you on the flip side!

Love,
Gini

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Monday, December 10, 2012

Big Thing Monday

Happy Monday! Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend! Mine was busy, filled with Alien in the House and Alien Collective (no, we never sleep here at Team Gini). But things roll on and we like to keep you advised of them. And since many of them involve winning, we know you want to know.

First off, head over to The Qwillery where there's not only a review of Alien vs. Alien, but a chance to win signed copies of Touched by an Alien, Alien Tango, and Alien in the Family. "Oh, pshaw," I hear you say. "I have signed copies already." Maybe you do. But do you have them signed by moi AND awesome artist Daniel Dos Santos? No, you do not. But one of you will, if you race over and get entered today!

Speaking of reviews, check out what Kirkus Reviews thought of Alien vs. Alien. And speaking of winning, head over to For What It's Worth where she's giving away two boxes full of books, one of which contains Touched by an Alien and Alien Tango.

Remember that on this Friday, December 14th, I'll be at Barnes & Noble Desert Ridge, in Scottsdale, AZ, from 7-8:30pm, so come for the next Alien vs. Alien release month extravaganza and get your bookie wookies signed!

Next up is the Next Big Thing. I know, I promised it on Friday, but I got around to it today. So sue me. Check out some insights into Alien in the House, and be sure to read 'til the end, 'cause there's more info after the, um, info.

What is the working title of your book?
Alien in the House, and it's not a working title, it's the title that's coming out May 7, 2013.

Where did the idea for the book come from?
It's the next in my Alien/Katherine "Kitty" Katt series, and it came from events that have happened in the series already, so to speak.

What genre does this fall under?
Science Fiction (with a lot of romance, action, and humor)

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie version?
This answer changes all the time, and is dependent upon a lot of things. Today I'd pick Emma Stone for Kitty and Chris Hemsworth for Martini, but, as always, Matt Bomer for Reader.

What is the one-sentence synopsis of the book?
When a newly elected Representative dies under mysterious circumstances while at the American Centaurion Embassy, it’s up to Kitty Katt-Martini and the rest of the Diplomatic Corps to find out how and why and stop the killer, before the rest of the U.S. House of Representatives become casualties, particularly the replacement Representative -- Jeff Martini.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?
Repped by my wonderful agent and coming from the ever-awesome DAW Books.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?
Longer than either I or my editor wanted.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?
Um, the other books in this series. LOL I haven't had time to do anything but write madly for a while now, so I can't do a good comparison. I leave that to my readers.

Who or what inspired you to write this book?
My characters and my contract.

What else about your book might pique the interest of readers?
I consider this the team's first official murder mystery story. Of course, it's a murder mystery in Kitty's world, so it won't be easy to solve. But the view to a kill, as always, will be good. Oh, and one other thing: Jeff Martini in a trench coat and fedora. Enjoy the visualization! Trust me, Kitty does. ;-D

And now, a confession.
This is supposed to be a chain letter of sorts. But as anyone who's known me a while knows, I am the Chain Letter Killer, wanted in at least fifteen states and territories for my abject apathy when it comes to passing things along, rules or no rules. My BFF, awesome author Marsheila Rockwell, tagged me, and then between her and other awesome author Yvonne Navarro, who tried to tag me, they covered all my first easy picks. I could ask others to do this. I could, especially if I had more time. OR I could finish my edits on Alien in the House. (Ah, good, I see we agree.)

BUT, never fear, I've covered it. In a way. Tomorrow, we're going to turn the Spotlight on excellent author Caris Roane, who is not only going to share tidbits, but also has an A-MA-ZING contest going that you will NOT want to miss. (See? I knew you'd forgive me for breaking the chain.)

So, that's it for today, but we'll see you tomorrow. Until then, enjoy the beginning of another great week, and let's be readers out there!

Love,
Gini

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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Ghostly Yapping

Happy Halloween! I actually have a lot of Halloween stories -- my fave being when I was in NYC, in a cab, with a cabbie who'd been in the U.S. exactly 2 weeks...you try explaining what Halloween is to someone who barely speaks your native tongue and thinks it's the most bizarre religious practice he's ever seen -- but today's story will be a tad more recent.

However, before we get to that, there's other things to get to first! The yap is yapping in not one but TWO interviews, and one of those interviews is bi-lingual, so it's almost like three interviews, if two of them said the same thing but in different tongues. Which they do.

So, head over to Lazy Literature where you can catch the latest interview with moi. For those who read German you can enjoy the same and let me know if the jokes translate.

Then head over to ALPHA Reader where Kitty and Martini are offering their tips for a healthy relationship.

Didn't win an ARC of Alien vs. Alien? Not to despair -- ALPHA Reader has you covered, with a contest to win an ARC of, you guessed it, Alien vs. Alien. Short window, so get entered to win today! And if you missed it from yesterday, check out ALPHA Reader's review of Alien vs. Alien while you're there.

Last but not least, hit My 5 Monkeys to see another great shot of how to be Kitty for Halloween. (Is this THE most comfortable costume ever? My vote is yes.)

Speaking of voting, a reminder that Alien Proliferation is nominated for the Goodreads Choice Awards for Best Science Fiction and it needs all your votes to have a chance against the really impressive competition. Thanks to all of you whose reviews of the bookie wookie gave it this honor in the first place, and thanks to all of you who have or will vote.

And now, the ghost story I promised you.

As you know, I was in Douglas, AZ earlier this month at the Hotel Gadsden. The Gadsden has a rep as a haunted hotel. I've been to many haunted hotels. Never been haunted. Perhaps because I was never alone in a room at these hotels, perhaps because they're not all that haunted. Perhaps because they're not the freaking most haunted joint around.

The Hotel Gadsden is gorgeous -- marble columns, stained glass windows, very Old West and Roaring 20's feel. Elevator has to be operated or you take the stairs. I'm given Room 334. (This will be important later, so remember it.) I get onto the hall and it just feels creepy. The lobby did not feel creepy. But I'm on the 3rd floor waiting for a kid on a tricycle to come by saying "Redrum, redrum." I decide my active imagination is in overdrive and ignore.

Get into my room. As many (aka anyone who's ever stayed in a hotel room with me) can attest, even if I'm only there for 1 night, I hang stuff up and put it away. It's just my "thing". I'm here for 2 nights. I open the closet, decide it feels creepier than the hallway, shut the door and hang nothing up. I don't put things into the chest of drawers, either. Realize I need an extra pillow, check the creepy closet, there's one in there, grab it, and slam the closet door shut again.

The bathroom is directly across from the closet. I don't like being in this bathroom. I tell myself this is just because it's small and that imagination of mine is in hyperdrive. Of course, the creepy closet is across from the bathroom and you can see it in the mirror. I watch that closet in the mirror every time I'm in the bathroom.

It's a 4+ hour drive from Phoenix to Douglas and I was up late every night the week before. I decide I'm tired as hell and go to bed early. Not too much trouble falling asleep. Somewhere after midnight but before 4am, I wake up, feeling pressure and a tingling all over my body, but especially from the waist up and on my face. Come fully awake and realize the feeling is real.

I manage to say, "Shove off, this is my bed." Nothing changes. I then say, "NO. Get OFF. This is MY bed now." And the pressure stops. Yahoo. I roll over and go back to sleep.

I'm all jazzed about this the next day -- I've been haunted! Whoo! I figure it was someone lying down to go to bed; maybe two someone's because the pressure was REALLY strong. But whatever.

Now, Weston Ochse and Yvonne Navarro are also at this event. We have dinner together and are hanging out after in their suite on the 4th floor. The 4th floor is not creepy. At all. It's cozy. Wes and Yvonne have just gotten back from a Haunted Writer's Retreat in a confirmed as VERY haunted mansion. We're discussing this, and Wes shares that he's extremely affected physically by the paranormal.

As we go on, we realize Yvonne's seen what we're fairly sure is a full body apparition. On the 3rd floor. I mention my experiences. Yvonne says I can sleep on their pullout bed. Wes and I chuckle. I mean, nothing bad happened and it could still have been my imagination. But, to ease my mind, Wes offers to take a looksee.

Keep in mind that Wes has spent a career in Covert Ops. This is the man you want to be near whenever stuff gets real, because he's the most calm, in command, and unflappable person around. So, I figure, Wes will check out my floor and room, declare me a Silly Writer Girl, and we all go to bed.

We get onto the 3rd floor, and Wes agrees this place feels creepy, but we both think it's the tile on the floor and the lighting. And then Wes gets near my room. "WHOA!" He's covered with goose-pimples. "There's something here."

We get into my room, and Wes gets into the Closet of Creepiness. And turns white. And more goose-pimply. "There is something in here. And it's malevolent."

You do NOT need to tell me twice. When the guy who is the least likely person in ANY room and ANY situation to be scared is scared for you and suggesting you come right back up and ensure he and the wife cannot have sexy times because he'd rather you were alive the next day, you freaking back your bags and RUN.

I do just that -- run into the bathroom that's a lot less scary 'cause Wes is here, change into my nightclothes, grab my pillows and grab what I need for the night, while Wes grabs the blankets. I mention that I've taken the one pillow out of the closet. Wes grabs the pillow, tosses it back IN the closet, and says these words to live by, "When you open a closet and feel Satan inside, do NOT take a pillow out of it and put it on your bed!"

Up in the safety of the cozy 4th floor with Wes & Yvonne, it dawns on me that there's one other thing that could have been why I felt so much pressure -- if someone was on top of me, smothering me with a pillow. I'm an asthmatic. It doesn't take much to stop us from breathing.

Fully creeped out, the next day, Yvonne goes down with me. It's daylight, and she opens the curtains so sunlight's streaming in. She feels nothing. Could sleep in the closet it's so nothing. So, I have her trot off while I get dressed and pack. She's not gone 10 minutes when the creepy feeling comes back. "Aha," I say with false bravado. "You're afraid of Yvonne. She's a ray of light. Well, leave me alone or SHE'LL BE BACK!"

When I check out, I tell this story. They LOVE to hear how you've been haunted at the Hotel Gadsden because everyone gets haunted there. It turns out that the most haunted room in this place is Room 333. You know, RIGHT NEXT DOOR to my room. And all the closets in that area creep out everyone who stays there. "Could the closets be a portal?" the desk clerk asks me. "Maybe to Hell or another dimension?"

I was too busy running to my car to reply.

For those who indulge, have a happy, fun, and above all safe Halloween. And let's be readers of ghost stories and monster stories and things that go bump in the night stories out there!

Love,
Gini

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

Weston Ochse & Yvonne Navarro Interview

I met the amazing, talented, witty and adorable Weston Ochse at CopperCon 2010. We were on several panels together and because I was so worried about how to pronounce his last name (it’s pronounced “Oaks”, btw), that I messed up his first name and introduced him as Winston. I think it’s because I’m a huge Winston Churchill fan and there are several qualities Wes shares with the late, great leader. So, Winston it was, became, and is. His wife, the Lovely Miss Yvonne (as in awesome author Yvonne Navarro), agreed that it was fitting, so it’s his nickname for life now for me and several of Team Gini.

Having read my Winston’s excellent zombie novel, “Empire of Salt”, and loving as I do to pimp the authors I adore, I finagled an interview. But before we get to it, here are some key facts about Winston you need to know:

Weston is the author of five novels and a slew of short stories and non-fiction articles that have appeared in comic books, professional writing guides, magazines and anthologies. He won the Bram Stoker award for Superior Achievement in First Novel in 2005 and was nominated for the Pushcart Prize for Short Fiction in 2003. He also won the Buffalo Screams International Film Festival Award for Original Screenplay in 2010. He lives in Southern Arizona with his wife, Yvonne Navarro, and Great Danes, Pester Ghost Palm Eater, Goblin Monster Dog and Ghoulie Mad Dog Sonar Brain. For entertainment he races tarantula wasps, wrestles rattlesnakes, watches Border Patrol Death Race 2000 and bakes in the noonday sun.

Sufficiently impressed? Yeah, me too. No worries, though. Winston’s a hoot and a half. And now, without further ado…Winston, my good man, great of you to join us today!

Q: What prompted you to become a writer? Was it voices in your head, a burning desire to tell a story, or just too creative for your own bad self?

A: I always wanted to be a writer. Since I first began to read I wanted to write. I was one of those people who was able to create universes, populate them with interesting characters, and put them in dire situations; dire enough so that even at a young age I was in fear for their very lives. But then as I grew older, I forgot that desire for awhile. I forgot that I wanted to create. It wasn't until I turned 30 years old that I was able to look back and remember that I'd never accomplished what once I had most desired to do.

Q: What was the first book or piece that you wrote and why? Is it published, being shopped, on the shelf waiting for you to get back to it, or in a heap of ashes at the bottom of the fireplace?

A: In third grade I wrote a story for the school newspaper called ‘What Became of Charlie.’ It was a morality tale. It was graphic. It was a story of a young boy named Charlie who decided to take a different way to school, against his mother's wishes, and was eaten by a bear. This was my first step into the publishing industry. The story was published in the newspaper and when parents read my story in the newspaper, the newspaper was recalled. Students were ordered to return all copies of the newspaper to the school because my story was too graphic for their little minds. Never mind that it was my mind the came up with it and I was their same age. But there you go. The very first thing I ever wrote was banned. Definitely a harbinger of what was to come.

Q: I love it! What was the first piece of yours published? I mean other than your first foray into the world of censorship. When? What did you do when you found out it was going to be published?

A: After the story Charlie, which would've been published around 1972-73, it would be 25 more years before I had a story published. I began writing seriously and in 1997 I decided that the measure of my success would be publication in a paying print market. So I wrote and submitted. When I receive a rejection, I would edit and submit it elsewhere. I had a set of spreadsheets that would make a Wall Street financier jealous, but which was necessary for me to keep track of all the markets, the different metrics of the markets, where my stories were going, where they had been, and where they were. Eventually my work evolved into the sort of quality for which people were willing to pay me real money. My first story was published in MindMares, a print magazine out of Kansas City and I was paid two cents a word. It was pretty awesome. Because I had so many stories making the rounds, I had 18 more sales within the next four months. When I hit, I hit.

Q: I’m envious! What stories interest you the most and compel you to write?

A: I read about characters. Characters are foremost in anything I write. Like many people I collect characters. When I see one on the street I file it. When I see one on television, I file it. When an object inspires the possibility of a character, I file it. Living along the Mexican-American border is an amazing setting within which I can insert virtually any character. Many times I don't know what this character will do. But with the setting, and the possibility of conflict, and the vicarious possibilities within the character, the end result is most often more than I expect.

Q: What’s your most and least favorite things about being an author?

A: The most favorite thing when I write is when I reach that moment where disparate plot lines magically come together without me knowing it. It shows my brain knows what's going on deep inside a lot more that I know on the surface. It gives me a confidence that even though it seems like I don't know what I'm doing. I must know what I'm doing because it will come together in the end. My least favorite thing about being an author is the fact that I don't have enough time to write. I want more time. I want more self-discipline.

Q: Writing styles -- outline or wing it, music (and what kind) or silence, chaos or serenity, novels or other lengths as well?

A: With regards to writing styles, when writing a short story I wing it. When writing a novel I wing the first three chapters, then outline. I have to outline the novel. I have too many things going on and too many characters to keep track of. I most often write with music blasting. I've been known to write with music playing, the television blasting, and a video on one of my monitors playing, yet it doesn't bother me. I've always needed sensory input. The more the better. I'm not one of those people who needs a perfectly arranged desk or the complete and utter silence of the Byzantine monastery.

Q: I knew we had a lot in common! Other than the outlining part. So, why zombies? Why the Inland Empire (so inaptly named) as a setting? Why a British press? Why zombies?

A: That's easy. I was at the Book Expo of America a few years ago in Los Angeles and I met the editor of Abaddon Books. We’d corresponded previously when I had pitched him for some other work. Although my previous pitch didn't make it, he did like my ideas and my writing. So when we met he mentioned that he was looking for zombie novels and gave me the impression that if I was to pitch him, I had a more than average chance of succeeding. I've never before thought I would ever write a zombie novel, but given the opportunity of mass-market publication in at least three continents I'd have been a fool not to try. I'd wanted to set something in the Salton Sea for a long time and this seemed like the perfect opportunity. So with the Salton Sea setting and a menagerie of colorful characters I pitched the zombie novel, he liked it, he published it, and he paid me in English pounds. Now Empire of Salt is available on three continents, sold out in the US in record time, and is pretty much a shit-hot awesome example of a zombie novel.

Q: Can we have an excerpt?

A: Sure you can.

The dog was diabolical. Abigail Ogletree had finally managed to pull in her favorite soap opera from a Mexican television station – it was an American soap opera, rebroadcast with Spanish voice-overs and English subtitles – and the dog wanted to steal her attention. God forbid she sit for a few quiet hours and watch the grainy lives of happier people with more interesting lives played out in her all-but-useless television. Trudie, her sassy miniature poodle, just wasn’t having it.

Abigail muted the television and jerked her head towards the
kitchen. “Shush!”

The dog stopped barking and Abigail returned her attention t
o the television. And for the ten thousandth time she cursed her husband, Roger, for dying and leaving her in this backwater cesspool. Her television was ten years past its prime and the cable companies had long ago moved on. She was relegated to using an old antenna that kept shifting in the wind – always, it seemed, at the most inopportune times.

She could just make out a man and a woman through the ever-present snow on the television. The man was Charles Hargrove and had just recovered fro
m a traffic accident. He had amnesia; Abigail counted that it was the third time he’d lost his memory in eleven years. The girl was Genevieve. She was his best friend’s daughter, but was pretending to have been a long time mistress, acting on a crush she’d had on Charles since she was a child.

Abigail couldn’t wait to see what would happen when Charles finally remembered who he was. Would he burn so many bridges he’d never be able to return to a normal life? Would he consummate his relationship with Genevieve, thus destroying his lifelong friendship with his best friend? Would she succeed in trying to convince him
that he’d asked her to marry him, and elope to Cabo San Lucas?

Abigail had long ago given up trying to guess what would happen on the show. The story writers were too good and always kept her guessing. She shivered in anticipation, leaning forward to make out what was happening.


Charles and Genevieve were close enough to be kissing, but the distortion of the television made it questionable. She had to pay careful attention to try and discern what they were actually doing. Pl
us, in addition to the fact that the actors and actresses were always in a blizzard of electric snow, the soap opera had Spanish voice-overs, with English closed captioning amidst the snow which always seemed thickest at the bottom of the screen.

Trudie started to growl, deep throated and low.


Suddenly, on the television, a door opened and a
man entered the picture.

Abigail covered her mouth and inhaled deeply. It was Genevieve’s father.

Charles held the girl tighter, not recognizing the man.


Trudie’s growl turned into a bark.


Abigail turned her head towards the sound for a m
oment, but the snowy soap stars drew her attention back to the television. But whatever had happened, she’d missed. She didn’t speak Spanish, and the text was already past. Now all she saw was a jumble of three figures wrestling in a winter storm.

Damn that dog!


She threw her remote control down on the couch hard
enough that it bounced. She pushed herself to a standing position using the arm rest and slid her feet into her slippers.

“What is it, Trudie?” She shook her head and heade
d towards the barking dog. “Why is it that whenever I sit down to enjoy myself and leave you alone, you find it necessary to –”

The white and gray poodle barked louder now that s
he was in the kitchen. A man’s hand gripped her hind leg. He’d tried to crawl through the doggy door, but become wedged. At first fear leaped into her chest, but then she remembered the Klosterman Kid, who’d stayed the same four year old he was thirty years ago. More than a little slow, his grandparents kept him out back with a catcher’s mask on his face so he wouldn’t chew anything and boxing gloves on his hands so he couldn’t grab anything. It wouldn’t be the first time he got loose. But it would be the first time he tried to break into her house... or for that matter, try and get her dog.

Abigail grabbed the broom from where it leaned a
gainst the wall between the doorjamb and the refrigerator.

“Let her go you –” She refused to use the word “retard,” and instead shouted “– bastard!” She swung the broom, hitting the man in the back of his head.

The dog barked and snarled at the hand that was around her leg. She reached out to bite, but couldn’t bring herself to actually do it.

Abigail switched her grip and began to poke the Klo
sterman Kid on the side of the neck.

“Get out! Get out! Get out!” she screamed over and over,
each time shoving the rounded wooden end into tender flesh.

Trudie broke loose and dodged behind Abigail, and took up barking even louder.


The man’s hands moved to follow, and as it did, Abigail caught a glimpse of the face. It was not the Klosterman Kid. This man, whoever he was, had a much older face, skin wrinkled and gray and green.


A hand grabbed at her foot. She stepped back, but lost her slipper in the process. He pulled it to his mouth and began to chew
savagely at the furry purple and orange fabric.

Abigail broke the broom over the man’s head.


He began to hyperventilate, wheezing coming from somewhere
deep in his chest.

She reached atop the refrigerator and grabbed a heavy lead crystal bowl that she’d once used for fresh fruit, when there’d been fresh fruit to be had. Sh
e brought it down on the man’s head as hard as her brittle old fingers could propel it.

The head made a hollow squishing sound, and blood oozed out of the left ear as the bowl rolled to a stop in front of the sto
ve, none the worse for wear. The dog suddenly stopped barking.

Abigail took a step back.


And was glad she did, for the man lunged forward, hands encircling the spot where her legs had just been. She let out a little scream, terror blossoming inside her.

The creature on the floor, for it was no longer hum
an to her, nor could it be human, gazed at her through unholy yellow eyes. Saliva that reminded her of the frothy green pollution lining the edge of the sea fell from its lips and down its chin.

She lifted the broken broom handle. Its sharp, brok
en end could easily pierce those eyes. Then it began wheezing louder, the sound coming faster and faster, until the sound filled the trailer. It lunged forward, pulling itself farther into the house.

Abigail lost all sense of courage. She turned and ran to the back of the trailer. Thank god Trudi
e was close behind because if she hadn’t come, Abigail was doubtful she’d have gone back for her precious poodle.

She hit the door to her bedroom, running as fast as
her legs could carry her. It slammed open, then shut. It was on a spring hinge and more substantial than the rest of the trailer. Her Roger – before he’d died, God rest his soul – had spent a small fortune disaster-proofing the bedroom. Not in case of hurricane, tornado, earthquake, or anything like that; Roger’s greatest fear had been illegal aliens surging across the Mexican Border. So he’d built a room lined with metal, a door made of steel, and put enough weapons inside of it to obliterate Kansas.

Just as Abigail snapped the lock into place she heard a wrenching sound followed by an explosion of wood. Then the wheezing came toward the
bedroom like a muffled freight train, accompanied by the pounding of the creature’s feet.

It hit the door with a clang and began to beat upon it.

Abigail found a 45 caliber pistol and crawled onto the bed. She clawed for her husband’s pillow which she’d kept in the bed ever since he’d passed and hugged it to her chest. Trudie followed and curled up in her
lap. She eyed the door, her tail hugging her belly, too afraid to bark. Abigail was afraid to move.

And she’d stay that way a very long time.


Q: Can we even find “Empire of Salt” in the States any more? The Alien Collective is a worldwide membership, so where in the world can we find your book?

A: Sadly there are not enough copies of Empire of Salt to populate every bookshelf in every store but they do have some copies in the distribution centers. What Abaddon decided to do in lieu of doing a second run at this time is to physically ship books from England and Europe to the United States. So there are books that can be had at bookstores but you might have to special order them. They are absolutely available online. I know that Mysterious Galaxy (San Diego), the Poisoned Pen (Phoenix) and Book Soup (Los Angeles) are three physical bookstores that have copies in stock, which can be bought from their stores either in person or online. As far as the alien collector’s worldwide membership, even as far as the Yukon they should be able to find a copy of the store. I hear there was a brisk run in the Amazon Rain Forests back in November.

Q: As you made clear to me and Nicole (who is still not my daughter), it’s “clandestine ops” when you do it, not “covert ops”. Why? What can you tell us about that which won’t require you to kill us after?

A: The difference between the definitions of clandestine and covert are this: clandestine refers to intelligence, and covert refers to operations. The former deals with speaking and listening, the latter deals with shooting and killing. An important difference, I think.

Q: What’s one fact about you that someone who didn’t know you well or hasn’t read this blog wouldn’t know? Make it juicy -- my readers expect.

A: I have webbed toes. They make me swim faster. I'm banned from Olympic competition because my mutation gives me an added advantage. I think it's sad that someone who's 6 foot 5 doesn't get banned but a regular sized guy like me who happens to have little extra skin between his toes gets banned. I call that discrimination and I wish there was some international organization of webbed-toe people who could act on my behalf.

Q: OMG! You’re a mutant! You’re one of the X-Men! *does the Happy Dance* I knew it! I knew it! *cough* Okay…back to the seriousness of the interviewer’s microphone. What’s coming up next for you? What titles of yours should we be eagerly hunting down, preordering, or searching the bookstores for?


A: In late March or mid April I have a new book coming out called Multiplex Fandango. It is my first ever solo short story collection. It has my best work from the last 12 years, in addition to 30,000 words of never before seen original work. The book is introduced by Joe Lansdale, who is just about one of the most awesome short story writers of all-time. I dedicate the collection to him and Ray Bradbury. The cover art was created by Vincent Chong, a three-time British Fantasy Award-winning artist who creates works of art that look less like paintings and more like pictures. Dark Regions Press is publishing the collection and has so far done a wonderful job. This is something I've been waiting to do for over a decade. There's something special about short story collections. You can come back to them, you can return to them without losing anything. Unlike a novel, short story collections give you the opportunity to experience an author’s offerings in short bursts. The good authors make the short bursts as monumental and as exceptional as a novel. I think I've managed to do this.

Sounds great, cannot wait to get my paws on a copy!


Now, y’all may be more familiar with Winston’s better half, the Lovely Miss Yvonne, aka Yvonne Navarro. Not only is she an awesome author, but she’s also a fun, funny, truly nice person. And she and Winston rescue Great Danes in distress, so you know the Canine Death Squad think they’re Da Bomb and think the Lovely Miss Yvonne is a saint. She’s graciously agreed to take time out from her writing, book touring, and doggy momming to join us as well, but first, let’s catch up the few who don’t know about her:

Yvonne Navarro lives in southern Arizona, where by day she works on historic Fort Huachuca and by night she chops her time into little pieces, dividing it among writing, art, college, dogs, birds and family (not necessarily in that order). She's written nine solo novels about topics ranging from vampires (AfterAge) to the end of the world (Final Impact and Red Shadows). She's also the author of a number of film tie-ins, including the novelization of Ultraviolet, Elektra, Hellboy, and seven novels five of them originals in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer universe. Her work has won the HWA's Bram Stoker plus a number of other writing awards. Her latest novel is Highborn (October 2010), the first book in the Dark Redemption Series. The second, Concrete Savior, is scheduled for June 2011. She's married to author Weston Ochse and has a menagerie of animals that include three rescue Great Danes and two attention-greedy parakeets.

Awesome, isn’t it? Yeah, there’s a reason they’re called a “power couple” in writing circles. So, without further ado, Yvonne, welcome to the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog!

Q: What prompted you to become a writer? Was it voices in your head, a burning desire to tell a story, or just too creative for your own bad self?

A: Let's just be honest about it: I've always had voices in my head. If any writer tells you they don't, they're lying. They hear characters-- the ones that were, the ones that are, and the ones that will be-- all the time. Little snippets of scenes, big chunks of action; something's always going on in there. I watch what's going on in the scenes taking place in my head and I describe them. (This is especially fun when I'm thinking about a novel-in-process while I'm driving.) When there's a big, blank nothing, you know you're in trouble.

I blame it all on my mother. I always thought I'd be an artist when I grew up (I still think that), but my Mom and I were always voracious readers. In the early nineties, I loaned her my favorite book by Robert McCammon, They Thirst. After she was finished with it, she told me, "You could do this." I thought she was full of... well, you know. But the seed had been planted.

Q: Awesome, and yeah, I’m with you. The Voices are there, why deny it? So, what was the first book or piece that you wrote and why? Is it published, being shopped, on the shelf waiting for you to get back to it, or in a heap of ashes at the bottom of the fireplace?

A: If I think back, my true first piece was a front-page newspaper layout I wrote and illustrated when I was about five years old. The main headline read "Dr. Suess Dies in Fire!" I remember my Mom suggesting I come up with something a little more on the positive side but I didn't want to. Even back then, my future was set.

There are various stories still sitting around. The first "grown-up" story I wrote was finished on April 28, 1983 (yes, I am so anal-retentive I actually know the date). It was a ridiculous thing called "For Decoration Only," and I hope to God I've destroyed every copy of it. I wrote six more stories (and because I wouldn't give up, eventually sold three of those) before I wrote anything of length, which was a novella that I naively thought was a novel. That one is still sitting in the closet. I'm going to go back and rewrite it someday. No, really.

Q: Yeah, I have those, too. One day, right? So, what was the first piece of yours published? When? What did you do when you found out it was going to be published?

A: It was a short-short called "Surprise Fall," picked up by The Horror Show magazine. Dave Silva, the editor, actually sent me a check for $1.50. This was only two and a half months after I'd started my writing "career" and I was pretty psyched. Of course, it was five years to the month before I sold another story. I guess what they say about babies born under the Taurus sign being stubborn is more true than people realize.

Q: Hey, a buck-fifty is a buck-fifty! What stories interest you the most and compel you to write?

A: Like Stephen King says (paraphrased), I like the stories where you put the character "in the cooker" and see what happens. Blood and gore mean nothing if don't feel something for the person who's enduring it. And all my novels have a dose of romance because if the characters don't care about one another, why should you?

Q: What’s your most and least favorite things about being an author?

A: First most favorite thing: Having the story just flow out of me so fast that my fingers can't keep up with the voices in my head... and I type 114 words a minute! Second most favorite thing: Having everything annoying done and out of the way so I can write.

Least favorite thing: That people don't consider writing work. Therefore they think you should give your writing away for free (i.e., contributor's copies). I'll be happy to do this when I can send a contributor's copy to my mortgage company instead of a house payment. Second least favorite thing is that because people still don't think you're working, so that when you do manage to scrounge up some writing time, there's a general belief that you can be interrupted at any time with phone calls, to "go shopping with me," etc.

Q: Writing styles -- outline or wing it, music (and what kind) or silence, chaos or serenity, only novels or other lengths as well?

A: Definitely outline. After once getting stuck 80% of the way through a 190,000 word novel (Final Impact) and not knowing what the heck to do next, Wes is lucky I don't outline how to do the laundry and walk the dogs. I generally prefer quiet, although I can listen to instrumental music. If the songs have words, I want to sing along. This is a no-no as it generally results in cracked windows and broken mirrors. And I am precisely one of those people Wes is making fun of-- I like my desk to be neat and orderly.

Q: LOL, I should have asked how you two manage not to kill each other when you’re both writing, but we’ll save that for another time. Your latest release, “Highborn”, is the first in The Dark Redemption Series. “Highborn” (which is a totally cool book, I have to mention) deals with Brynna, a fallen angel, and what she has to go through for a hope of redemption. First off, what’s it all about?

A: Artist Wayne Barlowe painted a picture of a angel-demon in Hell contemplating a white feather, and that was literally the inspiration for the novel. "Highborn" is what happens when a demon like that-- a fallen angel-- decides that she's going to do whatever it takes to try to regain her true angel status. That means escaping from Hell and seeking forgiveness on Earth among the humans. But Hell doesn't relinquish its denizens easily, and the road to redemption isn't paved with daisies. For eons Brynna, as the demon Astarte, has tormented and despised mankind. She's going to have to dig deeper into herself than she ever imagined if she has any hope of doing the opposite and ultimately saving herself.

(Want more? Hit Yvonne’s website and check out the excerpt of “Highborn” that’s up -- careful, though, ‘cause you’re gonna get hooked! http://www.yvonnenavarro.com/)

Q: Awesome! Now, I know the next book in the series, “Concrete Savior”, comes out in June. What’s the scoop on that?


A: In "Highborn" Brynna discovers that saving nephilim, children born of human mothers and angel fathers, is the first step in her search for forgiveness. In "Concrete Savior," she needs to take this further and learn to understand, and perhaps even empathize with, human beings themselves.

Q: Sounds totally great, I can’t wait! You’ve done a lot of tie-in work, all of it on totally cool series like “Buffy, The Vampire Slayer” and “Hellboy” (yeah, I’m totally jealous). How is that different from writing your own series, like Dark Redemption?

A: You're working in someone else's universe and playing-- writing-- by someone else's rules. You're also bound by whatever happened in the movie (whatever's written in the script) and any movies or books that have come before the one you're working on. The more there are, the more complicated it can be. I've been told things like
"Buffy would never wear a gold sweater." And things can get tricky when someone who's checking your work doesn't actually know something you do, a scenario I ran into while writing "Paleo." I was given a reason for Buffy's behavior, but the reason was incorrect-- I knew this because I had written the basis for that behavior in a different book!

Q: Your Great Danes are bigger than you. I know, I’ve seen you and them in person. Why Great Danes? How does having dogs with special needs affect your writing and personal appearances?

A: My Mom put the first Great Dane into my life when I was in the sixth or seventh grade, and I've loved them ever since. I like a dog you can wrestle with and not squash if you step on it. The special needs Danes just happened by accident, back in 2002 when I first saw a picture of our now-gone deaf Dane, Lily. Our most recent girl is blind, which is more of an issue than we realized because she's cautious and doesn't make friends as easily as our other two Danes. She doesn't board well in a kennel and avoids strangers. Still, I think that as she gets older and calmer, and therefore more confident, things
will get a little easier. She's also very demanding of attention, and extremely vocal when she doesn't get it. "Rah rah rah rahrahrah!!!"

Q: Big Baby has no special needs, but he’s the same way. The hubs says that it shows brain damage, but I think he just likes to share.
But, onward! What’s one fact about you that someone who didn’t know you well or hasn’t read this blog wouldn’t know? Make it juicy -- my readers expect.

A: I lost one of my ears in a bicycling accident when I was a kid and now I have a prosthetic. I have to be careful about wearing earrings t
hat are too heavy, and once when Weston and I were dancing in a bar in Mexico, he twirled me around too fast and my ear went flying off and landed in a stranger's margarita. Since we both work for the government, it could have been an international incident but what happens in a Mexican bar stays in a Mexican bar. No, really.

Q: OMG, you ROCK! Other than “Highborn”, which everyone should race out and get right now, and “Concrete Savior”, which everyone should race out and preorder right now, what’s coming next for you that we should be hunting, stalking or preordering?

A: Of course I'm hoping for more books in the Dark Redemption series, but I'm still waiting to hear about that. I also have another series planned as well as a thriller I'm working on. There's the unwritten time-travel novel, the unwritten sequel to AfterAge (vampire novel), the two theme story collections, and more. So many
ideas, not enough me.

Super! Now, we have the bonus questions that are directed to both of you at the same time.



Q: What’s it like living with another successful author?

W: Pretty awesome. There is no competition between us. Instead there is a great amount of mutual appreciation. Yvonne definitely understands what it takes to be an author and knows that a lot of that is dependent on private personal time. I think this is a harder thing when you have one spouse who is an author and one who is not.

Y: I hate to admit it but I agree with Wes. A lot of the time we get home, take care of house, dogs and other general stuff, then go our separate ways for literally hours at a time. My office is on the second floor, his is the cave in the basement. It keeps things nice and quiet that way.

Q: Is there a level of competition between you two and, if there is, do you think it helps you write better, faster, etc.?

W: I write using bigger words but Yvonne writes using more violence. I actually just made that up. There is no competition between us.

Y: Weston uses more commas than I do. I did not make that up.

Q: If your spouse had to give up everything they do right now for a living and start a brand new career, what would you want them to do?

W: I'd like Yvonne to be a forensic scientist of some sort. Whether it's digging up old bones, digging up old facts, digging through old things, it's the re-creation of what once was and what could have been which is most exciting to her.

Y: I'd like Wes to be a scriptwriter. I've always wanted to sit back with a big bag of hot buttered popcorn and watch a movie based on something created by one of my friends. How much cooler would it be if that movie was done by your spouse?

Q: What’s the best part of having another successful author not only sharing the same house but sharing the same bed?

W: The fact that she's really hot helps.

Y: He's a great foot-warmer.

Q: What’s your fave book that your spouse wrote? Not the one he/she likes the best, or the one that’s done the best, or gotten the best reviews, but the one YOU like the best. Why?

W: That's a hard one and I really hate you at this moment for putting me on the spot (but it is hate in a good way). Her novel titled Mirror Me is an excellent demonstration of an author's skill. I think it's masterfully written and thoroughly engaging. I just love it. It's only been published as a limited edition hardback and I ache for the day that it gets paperback treatment so that everybody can see what I've seen all along.

Y: I'd have to go for Empire of Salt. It's the zombies and the horror and the Salton Sea. I went there with him when he researched the area, and it's just so cool to see him put it all into words so well. Plus he's so great at building characters and their histories. He rocks.

Let’s face it -- you BOTH rock, and rock hard! Thanks so much for being here today at the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog. Thanks for letting my readers get to know two of my favorite authors!

And now, gang, here’s the best part! Yes, you know it -- a chance to win FREE BOOKS! So, Yvonne, Winston, what do you have for our lucky winners?

YN: Sure, let's give away a signed copy of Highborn! Go on my website at www.yvonnenavarro.com and leave a comment under the entry pointing back here to Gini's blog. Also, if you sign up to follow me on Twitter (twitter.com/YvonneNavarro), you'll get an extra entry, and the same goes for if you send me a friend request on Facebook (www.facebook.com/yvonne.navarro.001). After five days, I'll do a random pick out of all the comments and entries and list the winner's name. If there are mucho comments, I might even give away two copies. The winner will have to email me the mailing info. My email address is under the Contact Info link on my website.

WO: And I’ll give away a signed copy of Empire of Salt. Here’s the rub. You have to go to my Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/people/Weston-Ochse/593942624) and post a picture of you doing something with salt. There will be one winner randomly drawn from the first six pictures. If there’s someone who posts a picture that is just so awesome to stand, and that person didn’t get the random draw, then I’ll give away another copy.

Is that all? I’ll wager the Alien Collective can handle that. Good luck everyone, and if you have questions or comments for Winston or the Lovely Miss Yvonne, just ask!

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Monday, February 7, 2011

Only Semi-Manic Monday

Happy Monday! Hope everyone who cares about it had a great Super Bowl weekend (Alliflash and Gigantagator enjoyed their rockin' swamp party) and that those who didn't had a wonderful weekend doing what they like best.

As my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, we've got a lot on the docket, so let's get to it! First off, check out an awesome double review of "Touched by an Alien" and "Alien Tango" over at Squiggle.

See what The Geeky Bookworm read and enjoyed in January. Then head over to Murder She Writes to see what all everyone's anticipating this year. Then see what The Written World has on her reading list. Finish up at Absorbed in a Book and find out what clones she wants (in addition to Martini).

Congrats to the winners of The Book Lovers Inc. blogoversary! Remember, if you won one of my prizes and you're on Hook Me Up!, let me know and I'll add in something extra for you.

Speaking of winning, much more's coming this month. The Order of Smut Vixens is doing a big 14 Days of Love giveaway, and I'm a part of it (stay tuned for Feb. 13th). Also, the "Alien in the Family" ARC Contest is starting soon, and, as always, it's for Hook Me Up! subscribers only. This time, we have not one, not two, but THREE ARCs to give away! So, if you're not on Hook Me Up! yet, now's the time to GET on. Send an email to gini@ginikoch.com with "Hook Me Up!" in the subject line. Then you'll be all set to get your smack talk engines revved up -- because shortly there's gonna be another Battle Royale going on in addition to the Worth Your Weight contest!

We also have a treat coming Wednesday -- awesome authors Weston Ochse and Yvonne Navarro will be interviewed right here at the Blah, Blah, Blah Blog -- you don't want to miss it! (I hear books may be given away, but you'll have to be here on Wednesday to find out!)

Love,
Gini

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Hump Day Comes Early/TusCon Roundup Comes Late

I know, I know, it's only Tuesday, but here in the States, with Thanksgiving on Thursday, many of us are only working a 3-day week. (Not me, of course. I work a 24/7 day week, but that's 'cause I'm crazy.) So, even though it's Tuesday, it's really the middle of this shorter week, so today is the REAL Hump Day of Beverly Hills. Or something like that.

But don't let that rambling opener fool you -- as my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, we have lots going on today. First up, check out June "Bug" Kramin and what she's busy pimping. It's a double pimp, too, which should earn her some extra Alien Collective points.

Next up, my somewhat belated TusCon Roundup. It was a great con, and I had a blast. Some of the Alien Collective were in attendance (waves madly to all who were there) and attended my "Alien Tango" reading, kept me company at the mass book signing, and hit my panels, too. Always awesome to see you guys!

Speaking of panels, I was on a lot, and had a blast with them. I didn't get to panel with the awesome Marsheila Rockwell but we audienced for each other.

I did have the pleasure, in no particular order of pleasure 'cause they're all awesome, of getting to be on panels with Jeff Mariotte, Adam Niswander, Shannon Butcher (who is a lovely, gracious lady whether on a panel or at breakfast), Janni Lee Simner, John Vornholt, Jordan Summers, Larry Hammer, Lee Whiteside, Ed Bryant, Jill Knowles, and Sam Sykes. Yeah, that's a lot of folks, I know. And that's not everyone who was there. TusCon draws a LOT of authors.

I was supposed to be on a panel with Jim Butcher, but he had the nerve to bow out because he still had a line of people waiting for him to sign their books, and he chose his fans over the panel. The nerve! LOL From what I saw and heard, he's a great guy, and we all know he writes great books. (Access Hollywood-ish type fact: Jim's cut his hair, very short -- it looks good, but made it hard to recognize him unless he was with Shannon.)

Got to hang with Yvonne Navarro and pet two of her awesome rescued Great Danes, Goblin and Ghost. Weston Ochse was supposed to be there but was in Romania instead (don't ask me, that's what his blog and Facebook page are for). And the ever awesome Mysterious Galaxy and the lovely Maryelizabeth Hart were on site, selling books, which is what they do so very well. And I got to catch up with one of my writing mentors, Stephen Mertz and have that rare but wonderful pleasure of having a mentor tell me he's proud of what I've achieved. That was truly a con highlight for me.

That's all for today. Will there be more tomorrow? Well, there IS that contest I've been talking about. Might want to let y'all know what it's about...

Oh, and 13 days until "Alien Tango" releases. Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?

Love,
Gini

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

RinCon Roundup & Other Fun Facts

As my Hook Me Up! subscribers already know, as promised, and as the title declares, my somewhat overdue RinCon 10 update is finally coming to you. I know, jump back with excitement, right?

Well, it WAS exciting. I had a great time. This was a gaming con, and the first I'd ever attended. Made me want to go to many more. Both the attendees and the staff were great -- fun, welcoming, and interesting. I played several games (none all that well, but hey, it was still fun), but not as many as I wanted to. Why? Because I had panels and signings to go to!

I got to be on panels and visit with some awesome authors. In no particular order of awesomeness, I spent all or part of the weekend with (oh, minds OUT of the gutter, people!): Marsheila Rockwell, Michael Stackpole, Weston Ochse, Yvonne Navarro, and Jeff Mariotte. In addition, the wonderful Maryelizabeth Hart from Mysterious Galaxy (http://www.mystgalaxy.com/) was there, too. Shout outs to coordinators extraordinaire Lee and Nadine Whiteside, and awesome show-runner Bo Radakovich and his merry band of uber-staff who made it a great experience for all.

Got to hang with some of the Alien Collective and eat fab Spanish and Mexican food, and also an extremely delish and exotic PB&J, and in general have a really great working weekend.

Fun facts: Both Michael Stackpole and Jeff Mariotte have over 40 books published. Each. I'm in awe. And they're both really generous with their advice, both for aspiring and newer authors. Great dudes, get their books...with close to 100 between them, really, don't ask for a recommendation, just trot out and grab. Okay, okay, one recommendation from Jeff's list -- I came home with a copy of the Angel Omnibus, written by him and some others. Yes, it's a big, thick book of Angel comics. LOVING it (especially the sections Jeff wrote).

Marcy Rockwell's "Legacy of Wolves" is still available from her directly, and she gave me the happy word that her next novel should be coming out in a year or so. Love her writing, get LoW if you can, get the next one no matter what.

Got to see the lovely cover for Yvonne Navarro's newest, "Highborn", in person. Book looks amazingly awesome. Yvonne has over 20 books published, but I have to say, "Highborn" sort of screams "tell everyone to buy ME 'cause I'm so cool", so, um go get it 'cause it's so cool. (Hey, I do what the covers tell me to do.)

Also got to see my fave clandestine ops zombie author, Weston Ochse. Check out his blog...you'll find a pic of the two of us at RinCon (you shouldn't have to search all that hard, either, LOL). Weston's "Empire of Salt" is literally sold out in the U.S. If you can get a copy, do so -- great zombie book (and we do know the Collective likes zombies, don't we?). Copies ARE still available in Europe, and it's worth hunting for; a little clandestine birdy tells me that Amazon.uk is the easiest place to find and order from.

For all the Swag Hounds out there, I have bad news, though. The only swag I came home with is staying with me. ('Cause Bo gave said swag to ME, that's why! MY preciouses!) Call me selfish, I'll just cackle as I play with my cute little stuffed germ microbes. (Erm, don't ask.)

Speaking of drifts and all that, we have some more updates from the Alien Collective. Tale a look at the lovely blog re-do and what books Absorbed in a Book is waiting on, and then check out the overall SF/F/SFR roundup at Literary Escapism. Finally, head over to Queen of the Frozen North and see what books she thinks would make great movies.

Is there more? Oh, I'm sure there is. But that's what Friday and the weekend are for, right? Of course right!

Love,
Gini

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